I know a guy who is in a lawsuit over a fence. This guy hired a contractor to install a fence but the contractor installed it incorrectly. As in, on someone else's property.
Guy asked Contractor to fix it. Contractor declined and sued for full payment. Guy declined.
Guy hires attorney to defend the suit. Attorney charges more than the suit in question. Guy fires attorney.
Guy needs a new (de)fence attorney.
(Couldn't help myself. But, true story.)