28x2*

(*Hormone alert: boys, turn back now.)

My body has decided that if one menstrual cycle is a good thing (and I don't know why it decided that, btw), then two must be better.

It's like the old formula wasn't good enough, my body needed another Menstrual Plus. But when nobody noticed the improvements (were there any?), someone (who was that?) demanded the old one back. But never to go backward in strategy, my body couldn't simply go back to the old formula and so had to invent Menstrual Lite.

It's a clever campaign, I admit. But I'm not going for it.

So until I can fire whoever is responsible for this mess, I have two very regular 28-day cycles that occur two weeks apart from each other.

Fabulous.