But Wait! There's More!

Raise your hand* if you sleep with extra pillows in your bed, shoved under the covers to prop up body parts that no longer function properly. For example, do you put a pillow between your knees when you sleep? Do you find that you wake up only to find those pesky pillow(s) at the foot of your bed crowding your slumber? There must be a better way!

Now, there is (!) with the exclusive patent-pending Lynn C Dot designer padded jammies. These pajamas are made to order to your precise specifications. They are available in a variety of fabrics and patterns, and styles.

The secret is in the inflatable pillows sewn into your jammies to support your body in style and comfort. They automatically inflate with accelerometer technology so your jammies adjust to you as you shift in bed.

(They can even be adopted for adult situations!)

But wait! There's more! If you order within the next fifteen minutes, you'll also get your choice of Lynn C Dot patent-pending knee rings or shoulder rings - ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Remember water wings? Now there are knee and shoulder rings. Perfect for travel and for people who prefer to sleep in the nude. Just slip on a ring and slide between the sheets in perfect comfort. What could be better?

What's better is the price. For only three payments of $29.99 you get custom, one-of-a-kind, tailor made, accelerometer enabled pajamas with a convenient matching drawstring carrying case, plus not one but two rings of your choice (either knee or shoulder) also with travel case.

Supplies are very limited. So hurry to your phone and order now! Operators are standing by to take your order!

*Do not raise your hand without checking with your physician. Persons with shoulder pain should avoid raising their hand unnecessarily. This website does not accept responsibility for injuries associated with hand raising or any movements associated with any physically registered affirmative responses. Use of the exclusive patent-pending Lynn C Dot designer padded jammies and/or knee or shoulder rings may cause shortness of breath, blindness, anal discharge, balding, and/or death. Please consult your physician and/or attorney before using any products or advice featured on this website.