Chocolate Chip Mint
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Sunday, January 11, 2026
Obsessed much?
Saturday, December 27, 2025
Retired for another year.
Ah, yes. Another Christmas is over and I get to relax. Being grumpy is a lot of hard work so I deserve to take it easy for a while. At least until next year.
Now, it's time to wash the suit and hang it to dry. Besides, Hubby turned the heat on in the house. The green suit is too warm for my comfort unless it's rather chilly which is usually the case in December. Besides, the suit doesn't have pockets. Where am I to carry lumps of coal?
The days are slowly getting longer. Hopes are getting brighter. These are not ideal conditions for a Grinch. No, I like long, dark, cold nights.
Maybe I should see about getting a Cupid onesie. Or a Easter Bunny one. No, by April it's way too warm to wear a onesie. And I don't think Cupid wore very much at all. Might be too chilly in February.
Harumph. I guess I'll have to muddle through somehow. At least for the next eleven months.
Friday, December 26, 2025
10 miles
Blazing!
Friday, December 12, 2025
Just a little 9-mile stroll.*
*By stroll, I mean power walking at an average speed of 14:04 today.
Alphabet Game
Friday, November 21, 2025
Maple Bourbon Glazed Pork Chops
This is available at Jensen's in Palm Desert at this price until November 26. We just had a couple last night and they were outstanding! The butcher suggested cooking them at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. I did it in my microwave/convection oven at 350 (convection) for 20 minutes, turning them after 10. I then left the door closed and let them rest while I finished setting the table and preparing the sides.
They were perfectly juicy and tender! I served them with mashed sweet potatoes flavored with a little ground nutmeg, and sautéed green beans (fresh from L&G Desert Store).
I highly recommend that you drive over to Palm Desert and get some! (... if we get a break in the weather, that is.)
Sunday, October 19, 2025
The Black Magnet
If it's black, my hair is on it. Don't worry about yellow. Or red, or white, or pink. Even blue somehow escapes it. But, black? Black is a hair magnet.
If you have thinning hair, consider wearing something other than black.
Also, stay out of the bathroom. Bathrooms collect more hair than any other room.
You're welcome.
Sunday, October 12, 2025
La Hermosa Mujer
We came across a woman who was wearing a face mask. Nothing out of the ordinary. It looked like she was a worker at our neighborhood restaurant. She was leaving as we were arriving.
Hubby said he thought she looked happy. He gestured at his face, trying to indicate a smile. As if she might be smiling under her mask.
She didn't understand and removed her mask. She was embarrassed. She said, "Soy muy fea." I am very ugly.
"No, " I said. "Él dice que tú parece feliz." He says you seem happy.
She said, "Mi cara marca." My face marks. She pointed to the skin on her face which had some discoloration. I imagine she did her best to cover it with makeup (in addition to the mask) but they weren't ugly. Not even close.
"No!" I said. "Tú eres bonita!" You are pretty!
There were moments of silence as she gazed at me with beautiful blue eyes, almost on the brink of tears. "Thank you," she said.
As we parted, I made the sign for beautiful saying "hermosa." Beautiful.
She said, "Tú también." You as well.
We came across a beautiful woman.





