First thing this morning - okay second thing - I opened my email to get the link to this month's puzzle and I see this:
I was already excited to get my puzzle but there's a picture of coffee here so I thought there might be some kind of bonus involved. Like free coffee or a new Chemex coffeemaker. Maybe there was some kind of contest. (My best time for an Expert 9x9 KenKen is 15 minutes so maybe I could win!)
I read the entire email - including the fine print - and there was nothing to do with coffee. Meanwhile, my own cup has run dry and I still don't have the puzzle.
Oh, the inhumanity!
Could we just go back to bed and pretend this never happened?