Friday, March 28, 2014

Free Quotes

Every day on the way to work, I pass a sign that reads, "Free Quotes." It's a small A-frame board on the sidewalk. I have no idea what it actually promotes but I keep hoping to see a bard quoting Shakespeare or something like that.

In the meantime, I will provide you with two free quotes:
I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas than you.
Taco Bell is Tinker Bell's evil twin. 
Both are courtesy of Jackie, the bar waitress, at Pazzo Ristorante in Portland. If you're ever in the area, stop in and sit at one of her tables. She's a hoot.

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