She said, “Because Dad is so annoying.”
"Annoying? That’s literally in the job description," I said. "He’s supposed to be annoying."
"Yeah, but he’s so annoying." She pleaded, "I could help you clean the house. I would always do my homework. We could go swimming. I could help you bake cookies and bread because, face it, you're not that good at it."
I asked her, "Who do you think taught him to be annoying?"
After a moment of thought, she said, "Yeah, I might not want to live with you."
"Annoying? That’s literally in the job description," I said. "He’s supposed to be annoying."
"Yeah, but he’s so annoying." She pleaded, "I could help you clean the house. I would always do my homework. We could go swimming. I could help you bake cookies and bread because, face it, you're not that good at it."
I asked her, "Who do you think taught him to be annoying?"
After a moment of thought, she said, "Yeah, I might not want to live with you."
Good thinking.
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That one made my day!
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