I'm not going to buy a damned thing on this list but the snark factor was enough to last me through the Holiday Season. Plus, I appreciate that if a headline has to include a number it's less than 10 by a factor of at least 2.
And, this article does NOT include a slideshow presentation. Right there are three reasons to read this article. A recap:
2) less than 10 anything
3) no slideshow
4) takes less than five minutes to read
On the other hand, if you have something snarkier - well, I'm all for that!
Merry, jolly, something or other.