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Seismologists who have a weekend gig moving furniture.

I stepped on the scale in the bathroom of my West Hollywood hotel room and it lied to me. "I love L.A.," I was thinking as it told...

I just poured black coffee into a black cup in the dark. It takes skill so I encourage you to not try this at home. Yesterday, I finally g...

I wonder what "customer service" is doing while I'm on hold. Is my file literally in the basement for which "Lauren"...

The Oatmeal , the L.A. Times on The Left Coast, and others on The Right can go right ahead and think we're wimps. But the states of...

From Spinning Hat .

On the first day of  Tax Season , my true love gave to me: SNOW ! Well, it wasn't like I had a stack of tax returns today to do anyw...

Pork Scaloppine: Grant Cornett The recipe can be found here . It was easy to make, super delicious, and very economical. I added b...

I'm feeling a little devoid of feeling. Math will do that to you. So will work. (Both are four letter words, btw.) So, here's a tip:...

Cook all your bacon. I don't buy it very often because it makes a mess to cook it but I love the stuff. If I buy a package, I cook the w...

For a week, anyway. I go home on Wednesday but it's been nice to be in one place for an entire week. For perspective, this was my schedu...

The exchange rate for a trip to Belize using coffee as the denomination is six pounds and $15. Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas an...

I have an idea that will help you loose weight, save money, and help you to be more efficient. First, cancel your bikram yoga membership. Th...

In case you were wondering, I'm keeping it - the big black, expensive, and totally unnecessary, purse. And guess how much it weighs? Jus...

What does it mean, philosophically, to begin each year with a hangover and to finish it drunk? Think of a graph where the x axis represents ...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are...

I'm in a hotel - a residence type with a full kitchen - where the coffee cups are so small I pour two at a time so I only have to get up...

Got drunk on Thursday. Woke up in Palm Springs on Friday. That's not exactly how it went down but that pretty much sums things up. We ...

My ass is getting bigger, not smaller. So why do jeans, nowadays, cover less of it? I suppose the answer is self-evident. Larger butt = less...

My baking soda box reads, "Change every 30 days," to which I say, "Once a year is the most you'll get from me."