" As helium prices surge to new highs, some researchers and companies in the medical industry, which uses the gas as a coolant in magnetic resonance imaging and nuclear magnetic resonance, are suggesting a ban on party balloons. "No party for you!
But with smart balloon practices as recommended by The Balloon Council, we can get through this together. Wait, there's a Balloon Council?
Yes! They are here to protect the "consumer’s rights to obtain full enjoyment from balloons," Also, "affirming America's ongoing love affair with balloons" so there's that.
Can you imagine the board meetings? All those squeaky voices....
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