Susan

I have a Lazy Susan under my bathroom sink.

(Okay, I just thought of my friend, Susan D., right now. She is anything but lazy but the idea that she could be lounging around in my bathroom makes me laugh. Really, not sure I can go on.  The image of Susan under my sink is better than this:)

On it (said Lazy Susan), I have cotton balls, nail polish remover, a kale facial masque (no, really), hair spray, lotions, potions, etc. Every morning, I give it a spin and in my head I hear "Wheel. Of. Beauty."

(See? Finding Susan under there would be waaaay funnier.)