This is just cruel.

Today is the first of the month and that means I get a new KenKen puzzle - a special one, one I can't get any other day of the month. I look forward to this every month, getting my special puzzle.

First thing this morning - okay second thing - I opened my email to get the link to this month's puzzle and I see this:

I was already excited to get my puzzle but there's a picture of coffee here so I thought there might be some kind of bonus involved. Like free coffee or a new Chemex coffeemaker. Maybe there was some kind of contest. (My best time for an Expert 9x9 KenKen is 15 minutes so maybe I could win!)

I read the entire email - including the fine print - and there was nothing to do with coffee. Meanwhile, my own cup has run dry and I still don't have the puzzle.

Oh, the inhumanity!

Could we just go back to bed and pretend this never happened?