Redskins, Illini, Horse's Ass - sorry, that would be offensive to horses.

I have an ideal name for a sports team that won't offend anyone: Really Fierce Critters. The cheer goes like this:

Really Fierce Critters

With Really Sharp Teeth

Hey!

Really Fierce Critters . . . 

Might be better than Banana Slugs because, you know, that could be offensive to banana slugs.