Stink bugs

(Matt Rourke, AP2011)

... these bugs can safely be flushed down the toilet or gently sucked into a disposable vacuum cleaner bag headed for the freezer. 

Usually, my vacuum cleaner bags aren't headed for the freezer. But I'll keep that in mind.

I have stink bugs living in my Vancouver apartment (neat-o) but I've never even seen one in Seattle just 150 miles away. Go figure.

They're quite a problem, agriculturally speaking. I'm not very fond of them domestically, either. You know, unless they could fold the laundry.

Good news, though. You can buy a stink bug trap and gift wrapping is available.

Who would gift wrap a stink bug trap?