" Do you find yourself noticing the time of day, or the exit number on the highway, and thinking, “that’s a great Code section!”
Is your sense of humor limited to giggling uncontrollably at tax-themed double entendres like “hot assets” and “dynamic scoring?" . . .
Below, I’ve put together a handy chart that will give you the necessary mix of football facts and socially-acceptable tax talking points to make you the life of the party. Memorize it, stuff it in your sock, tattoo its contents on your hand…whatever it takes, but whip it out on gameday, and you’ll show your significant other’s friends that you’re not the one-dimensional stereotype they accuse you of being behind your back. " "