Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Welcome To My World

Hubby: What's taking so long?

Me: I had to put lotion on my legs. It's an aesthetic necessity.

Pause, as I make my way downstairs.

Me: If that lotion could relieve pain it would be an analgesic aesthetic necessity.

Pause, as I lace up my shoes.

Hubby: If it also killed germs, it would be an antiseptic analgesic aesthetic necessity.

Pause, as we left the house and shuffled through fallen leaves on the sidewalk.

Hubby: And if your legs go numb, then it would be an anesthetic antiseptic analgesic aesthetic necessity.

Pause, as we turned the corner to the trail by the Columbia River.

Me: Too bad it can't be anti-itch.

No pause, as we both burst out laughing.

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