Saturday, January 7, 2012

It's All About The Ratings

I have an idea that will help you loose weight, save money, and help you to be more efficient. First, cancel your bikram yoga membership. Then, turn up the thermostat whenever you use your blow dryer. Lose weight and get ready for work - all at the same time! You are guaranteed to be sweating in no time - and be on time for work!

I understand you might not want to heat your whole house when you're styling your hair unless you have a very small living space. Not a problem. Take the savings from canceling your yoga membership, buy a space heater, and lock yourself in the bathroom. This has the additional benefit of saving you money in winter, however you may need to spend a good deal of time in the bathroom.

No hair? No problem! Take your space heater to the bathroom and wear a stocking cap while you shave.

Send me a dollar and I'll tell you how to have more sex!

(Look at my hit count now!! Woo hoo!)

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